nobody likes you! you have no friends!

I have been compared to a muppet my entire life. My large eyes, my animated way of moving, my awkward dancing, etc. have made it entirely acceptable for friends, family and random people in my college spanish class to say “you look like a muppet”

I could get offended or try to be less muppetty, but I chose to embrace it. When I heard there was a new muppets movie coming out, I immediately photshopped myself into the poster because I felt like I belonged.  Can you spot me?  Hint: I’m purple.