nobody likes you! you have no friends!
and other words of encouragement
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I am SO swamped at work today but my first order of business was getting Charlie to pose for Star Wars Day. Mission accomplished. Now I’m off to read my vague and cryptic yahoo! horoscope.
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You can eat a Popsicle at work as long as you avoid eye contact.This is a good rule and it is to be respected! Regardless of eye contact, it still felt weird. Won’t be bringing anymore frozen treats on a stick to enjoy at my desk…
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This awkward moment is brought to you by Pajama Jeans.
Manager mentioned Pajama Jeans today and I immediately scoffed but tried to cover my disgust with a dainty cough. It didn’t work. I was shot an evil glance and I calmly explained why I am vehemently opposed to stretch pants (that are tight in all the wrong places) as suitable work attire. Manager went on a rant, talking about how the people in the commercial “look great” and how versatile Pajama Jeans truly are. She went on to say it was a “generational thing” and if I were older, I would see the value and security a pair of pajama jeans can offer.
“The people in the commercial are riding bikes and everything” was her intense closing statement, as she hastily stood up and went to the kitchen for a
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I wanted to give someone a very special birthday card but found nothing that captures their awesomeness. So I made this.
In related news, I am slowly losing my mind…
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